Would you bottle this?

I HAVE noted with interest, that some seaside resorts are now marketing scents containing the smell of their local area to send as gifts.

Looking to the future, perhaps the Seahaven area should seriously look to being in the vanguard of this enterprise.

I suggest that a fragrance based on the Scent of Sewage, Incense of Incinerator and Miasma of Mudflats that used to be the Cuckmere Valley, would be more or less authentic.

It could be called Channel no 5. To help in the regeneration of Newhaven, possibly a huge aluminium plant could be erected at Tidesmill, with tall chimneys, and a wind turbine to gather in the air, painted in environmentally friendly, bio-degradable, camouflage paint. Just a thought.

C Fox,

Newhaven