WHISPERING SMITH: Anyone can C Y R P O won't fit in optician's

Realising her mistake, she approached the bank but they were unable to help as the machine balanced and the cash was gone.

Perplexed yet philosophical about the loss, my friend, whilst recognising it was entirely her fault, could not help but wonder who stole the money and hopes that the thief’s need was as great as her own.

THE Post Office has declared a six-week period of consultation on the removal of our Crown post office and its re-siting as a back room operation in a new High Street opticians.

Having a laugh are they? Have they ever seen the size of the queue at the counters of the current operation? Do they really think we would approve such a move? Is their ‘consultation’ genuine?

I am afraid the answer to all three questions is an emphatic NO! They have been presented with a petition saying just that and signed by 4,000 residents. Consultation over.

THE fates were not kind at the weekend and the rain and high winds spoiled for so many the Bonfire Society’s annual celebrations.

A large number of local folk work very hard throughout the year planning and raising money to provide Littlehampton with a spectacular evening celebration that is second to none in the county. Still, there is always next year I suppose…

LIKE SO many people, I fear for the future of our Windmill Theatre and support the efforts of the Save the Windmill Campaign.

The group’s latest fund-raiser is a gig by local group The Nuts yesterday (Friday, November 1) at the Maltravers Road Social Club, with tickets at a fiver each on the door – £3 if you turn up in Hallowe’en costume.

THE DEAD ZONE, is a fair description of our defunct cinema, equipment gathering dust while the politicos sit on our money and mumble on about the future with a complete disregard for the present. Closed for 275 days and counting.