The best Easter one-liners, puns and gags to get the whole family laughing

Easter is here, and while we’ll all be celebrating it under very different circumstances to how we imagined, there will still be a lot of fun to be had.

Here are nearly 30 of the best Easter jokes and one-liners, all suitable for the little ones!

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What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of music? Hip-hop!

Christmas does come before Easter in one place - but where? The dictionary!

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny!

What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is!

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What did one Easter egg say to the other? “Heard any good yolks today?”

How does Easter end? With an "R"!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!

Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs mark the spot!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.

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How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!

What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Eggs-ercise!

Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day!

What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!

What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare-line!

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!

Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup!

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good? With a hare brush!

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Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his eggs!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!